Fishing Humor:
I finally got aroundto goin fishin this mornin but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw this rattlesnake with a frog in it's mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in it's mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without gettin bit. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in it's mouth.
His eyes rolled back and he went limp, I released him without incident and carried on my fishin, with the frog.
A little later I felt a nudge at my foot, there was that rattlesnake with 2 frogs in his mouth
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